In the car with my best friends...
Janet: Did you guys read about the guy with the foot fetish on craigslist?
Jinna & Me: ....no....
Janet: ...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA..laughing to herself.
Me: How does a foot fetish work?
Jinna: You know, they just like to lick it and rub it and stuff.
Me: Do they use it as a penis?
Janet & Jinna: .....what...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!
5 minutes later...
Janet & Jinna: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA...
Celebrities with Podophilia:
Rosie O'Donnell [Let's not think about that]
Well, do you use it as a penis?
Thanks in advance.